5ummit:
“bringing back this meme from the Original Purge with a minor update
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riinasawayama:

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xiaoqiao wang for rogue fashionbook & new bottega

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psychophagus:

echoing down the halls of the vampire residence:

  • ooo nooo guillermo please don’t whip out your wood and drive it into my undead flesh, oh please don’t bind me with your holy symbols and penetrate me with your thick stake, I am helpless against such a powerful slayer, oh noooooooo

laszlo in the next room, 48 hours sleep deprived because baby colin hid his ancestral soil:

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pakastekaappihomo:

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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

May I propose the fill ins?

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great job everyone...

oneheadtoanother:

chitaquadean:

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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super-ezma-system:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

mr brightside

bright me a side

Come out of your cage

And do me just fine

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fella-lovin-fella:

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more-is-toto:

cheltenhambolditalic:

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konansgirlfriend:

Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting

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Is this not the cutest??? Its called ”Me and Brita” and this guy in 1895 was like ”i love this kid so much imma do a painting of us having fun so the world will always know how much i loved her and what a good time we had”

the painting in the background is looking at them like “my word what a cool pair”

More specifically that is Carl Larsson with one of his 8 children.

He came from a extremely poor and abusive background but worked his way into fine society, where he fell in love with fellow artist Karin Bergöö, and his works shifted to painting his home life.

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Painting titled “My Loved Ones”

[in reference to his career] “the most immediate and lasting part of my life’s work. these pictures are of course a very genuine expression of my personality, of my deepest feelings, of all my limitless love for my wife and children.”

OMFG I used to work at Carl’s house which in now a museum in Falun, Sweden, and now his art is on my dash! 

I could tell so many stories about this family, but to sum it up they lived the definition of what we would call a cottagecore life where both Carl and Karin worked as artists in their dream house that they designed and built together. It really was an artist’s home built with pure love, and also a big contrast to what a typical Swedish home looked like at the time. The late 1800s trend was to have a dark home with gothic vibes and brown and dark red colours. The Larsson’s home though is bright and colourful with big windows and homemade textiles sewn by Karin.

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I also wanted to tell a bit about Brita, the cute little girl on her father’s shoulders in the original post. Here she is portraited in Brita, Cat and a Sandwich. 

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She was the fifth child of seven and felt like she didn’t get enough attention from her dad as a middle child in a big family. To get more time with her dad she would ask him to paint only her as often as possible since then she could talk to him without any of her siblings annoying them. This is how she became the most painted of all the children with hundreds of portraits made with her as the model. She was 89 years old when she died in 1982 and loved to talk about her childhood and those many, many painting sessions with dad.

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This is one of my favourite paintings by Carl Larsson, A Viking Raid in Dalarna. Here we have all the children in a boat during a cool summer’s eve (from left, Pontus, Brita, Lisbeth, Ulf, Kersti, Esbjörn, Suzanne).

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intactics-deactivated20211231:

any beverage which costs more than $4 is a potion to me. and it better have effects

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readandwritesilver:

taikacohen:

readandwritesilver:

readandwritesilver:

nadja fucked frank sinatra. laszlo fucked walt whitman. nandor fucked george washington. this is how immortality is meant to be utilized.

great so who do we think had firsthand experience w ms. throatus herself

a screenshot of a topiary from what we do in the shadows. laszlo (out of frame) says "thats nancy reagan at the end, it’s a bit untidy."ALT

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS THANK YOU……

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lastoneout:

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michellechang:

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You mean this Elon Musk dakimakura?

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Glad that I’m not the only one getting this cursed fucking ad like I thought I’d done something wrong

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prokopetz:

Sometimes my cat does this thing where she chirps, so I say “hi”, so she chirps louder, so I say “hi” louder, so she chirps even louder, so I say “hi” even louder, and this continues until she’s satisfied that she’s been greeted with sufficient enthusiasm.

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